“My wife got me these really fancy jeans in a shop in the center of Helsinki. To celebrate this occasion, we went to a nearby restaurant for a meal. I confess I had my doubts about this Helsinki restaurant’s ability to offer food to sate such a big man as myself. But the missus and I laughed merrily when I had to open another button from my new pants after eating the dessert. And the jeans are dark blue, for your information.”
- Dougie, 41, Nashville